In my dream we bought a big boar. It was wearing a rough, grey greatcoat.
We set it loose in a muddy field that soaked up the meagre light.
It seemed friendly enough despite its reputation.
Until it head butted a cow.
Then it had to go.
You know thet best seller called "Eats Shoots and Leaves"? well we thought of a follow up all about pets called "Eats Poos and Sleeps" which is all Flo the rabbit does!
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You know thet best seller called "Eats Shoots and Leaves"? well we thought of a follow up all about pets called
"Eats Poos and Sleeps" which is all Flo the rabbit does!
Flo, your rabbit, eats poos?
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