Thursday, June 25, 2009

I Must Not Shoot Water at Mr Walton

I must not shoot water at Mr Walton
I must not shoot water at Mr Walton
I must not shoot water at Mr Walton
I must not shoot water at Mr Walton
I must not shoot water at Mr Walton
I must not shoot water from my Titan Mk2 Water Cannon
at Mr Walton
I must not shoot water from my Titan Mk2 Water Cannon
at Mr Walton
I must not shoot water from my really powerful Titan Mk2 Water Cannon
at Mr Walton
I am sorry I made you sopping wet, Mr Walton
I must not shoot water at Mr Walton
And the blast of water knocked you off your feet
and carried you half way across the playground, Mr Walton
I must not shoot water at Mr Walton
I must not shoot water at Mr Walton
That gun sure delivers a mean jet of water doesn’t it?
Wow!!! It was fantastic. It was brilliant.
But I am sorry you got wet, Mr Walton.
Really sorry.
And I’m really sorry I’m in detention writing lines
When I could be out in the playground
shooting my Titan Mk2 Water Cannon
Mr Walton – don’t mess
with the Titan Mk2 Water Cannon!!!

4 comments:

Doda said...

I'd like one of them! :-))

wastedpapiers said...

The Mark3 is even more powerful and washed the school down the High Street and it ended up outside Tescos.

Nicole Braganza said...

So planting a stink bomb in Arabic Class was pretty civilized behaviour in comparison.

I think I was a good kid in school :)

wastedpapiers said...

I was very well behaved at school but still managed to get slapped round the face buy the particularly sadistic PE teacher for being out of step in country dancing!