Tuesday, January 22, 2013


I was once given
This brilliant piece of advice
And decided to act upon it

Live each day
As if it were your last

So, I made a will.
And I sorted out my kitchen drawer.

I overdrew on my credit cards
To my limit
And gave all my money
To a children’s charity

I ate four very large
Chocolate and cream cakes
And drank a whole bottle
Of booze

I phoned BT
and told them what I really think
about their service

I sprayed orange paint
On the windscreen of the car
That always takes up two spaces
So that I’ve never room to park

Then I changed all the clocks in the house
To different times
And, feeling pleased with myself,
Settled down for a snooze

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