Advice

I was once given

This brilliant piece of advice

And decided to act upon it

Live each day

As if it were your last

So, I made a will.

And I sorted out my kitchen drawer.

I overdrew on my credit cards

To my limit

And gave all my money

To a children’s charity

I ate four very large

Chocolate and cream cakes

And drank a whole bottle

Of booze

I phoned BT

and told them what I really think

about their service

I sprayed orange paint

On the windscreen of the car

That always takes up two spaces

So that I’ve never room to park

Then I changed all the clocks in the house

To different times

And, feeling pleased with myself,

Settled down for a snooze