Hoping to learn a new and useful skill, I once borrowed a big book from the British Library titled "How to Hum"
Actually, I was hoping it had an appendix "How to Hum and Whistle at the Same Time" I had a schoolfriend called Herbert who could do that. He could also pound this right buttock with his clenched fist to make himself f**t. God knows how he worked that one.
Bloody letdown! The book was volume 19 of a huge Encyclopedia.
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I write a lot of poems like that!
As pages turn beneath wayward fingers
And light falls in remote corners,
We can hear the ceasless' silent, shuffle ?????
Of leaves turning
Hoping to learn a new and useful skill, I once borrowed a big book from the British Library titled
"How to Hum"
Actually, I was hoping it had an appendix "How to Hum and Whistle at the Same Time" I had a schoolfriend called Herbert who could do that. He could also pound this right buttock with his clenched fist to make himself f**t. God knows how he worked that one.
Bloody letdown! The book was volume 19 of a huge Encyclopedia.
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