If you were the only girl in the world and I was the only boy

Of course, as the atmosphere slowly cleared

The sunsets would be less dramatic

But the pharmaceuticals would last, I’m sure

Although I’d have to learn chiropractic

We’d have fun watching the grass and brambles

Slowly overwhelm the city

We’d live on tinned beans. And wild berries

No internet. But plenty to read.

Obviously we’d have to get good

At dodging zombies

And we’d have one another

Which is all we'd really need