Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The Worst Christmas

The worst Christmas
Was when Mum was in hospital
And Dad, bless him,
Made a right pig’s ear
Of the Christmas turkey.

On Christmas Eve he dressed up as Santa
Red coat, big bushy beard -
And Mum dressed up as a reindeer
Big antlers, red nose -

And it was all going so well
I was pretending to be asleep
As Dad crept in, when
Clatter clatter clatter
Mum fell off the roof.


Jan Dean said...

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

wastedpapiers said...

I bought Hazel some crampons for Xmas but still she refuses to climb up there!

Women eh?