Thursday, February 11, 2010

Horror Poem

I like...
digging out the eyes
of...
potatoes
I like...
pushing the knife
into the...
cutlery drawer
I like...
twisting the legs
off a...
broken chair
I like...
wringing the neck
of a...
kitten

7 comments:

Roger Stevens said...

Yes... er... sorry about that. Hope there are no younger readers reading this... or anyone of a delicate disposition.

C.J.Duffy said...

Meow!! Poor kitty.

Doda said...

Well... I admit ...that was quite a shock!

wastedpapiers said...

I phoning up the RSPCA right now!

Roger Stevens said...

Hmmm... maybe I should find a nice poem now as it's valentine's day.

Nicole Braganza said...

i think im going to have nightmares now.

Jilly Jargon said...

I hate this poem. I can't find it funny. It's too sick.