As sure as summer
Follows spring
As sure as a pebble
Flies from a sling
As swallows mate
Upon the wing
As Bob and Dorothy
Follow Bing
As Elvis Presley
Was the King
As a ready microwave
Goes ping
As your morning smile
Makes my heart go zing
You dazzle me
Like a rapper’s bling
Because you’re my Valentine
And that’s the thing